“Here...fix my watch. Your kind made it,” a bully had said, shoving his Casio watch at me. Thank tha lawd this wasn’t a recent event because sometimes my big mouth writes checks I can’t cash. This occurred during my junior high years. Obviously, what the bully said was racist.
“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger." – Buddha
A friend of mine watched The Wolf of Wallstreet, starring Leonardo Dicaprio, directed by Martin Scorsese. My friend said it was racist because one of the characters was named Chester Ming “The Depraved Chinaman".
Are you fucking kidding me?
My sensitive friend was serious. I stated that maybe in real life that was Ming’s nickname, and given how the movie ended, Scorsese wasn’t going to make the PC choice and rid him of his moniker. Shit. None of Scorsese’s movies are PC.
"Only if we are secure in our beliefs can we see the comical side of the universe." – Flannery O'Connor
“Learn to laugh at yourself,” I stated.
He argued that I hate my own culture because I mock Chinese accents, often greeting people with “Herro”.
“How important is your culture to you, buddy?” I asked. He rambled on with no clear answer.
“I know more Chinese than you do,” I said.
“And that’s the real shame,” he admitted.
When people spout about how important culture is, I usually never cry out against it. But I will analyze their lives and see how important it is; my friend talks the talk, but doesn’t walk the walk. He doesn't speak a lick of Chinese.
It’s like anything in life. If it’s important, you’ll do something about it.
When my niece gave birth to her daughter, she had read books, blogs, articles on how to raise children, researched the potential causes of autism, and began cooking every meal so she could control what her daughter ate. Diet was a strong suspect as the cause of autism due to the chemicals in processed foods.
My serious pal, however, stood his ground, assumed I hated my own kind, and we moved our conversation topic to women.
“If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.” – Marilyn Monroe